Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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