I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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