That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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