ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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