He is such a slut. More and more my type.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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