We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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