How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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