Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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