Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Drunk is not a location!
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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