I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
The power of my boobs compel you
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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