yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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