mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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