Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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