If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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