You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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