my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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