Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize
