All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
tell me about the fingering
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