Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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