That's intense
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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