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garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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