is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i think i have herpe
just one?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
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