babies were throwing up all over the place
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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