Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
you would pick up someone in the library
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
