He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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