why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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