Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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