i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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