If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
it's like iHOP with fire
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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