I'm really into asian looking animals
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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