Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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