And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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