I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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