I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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