hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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