he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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