I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Randomize
