This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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