I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I have already put on my inside pants.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
The adults are the big ones right?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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