People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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