Got a toothbrush?
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
this is an emotional support booty call
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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