Grow some girl-balls and come out already
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For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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