she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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