My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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