So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
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