The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
