I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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