Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
