I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Randomize
