My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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