Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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