Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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