if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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