i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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