No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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